Monday, November 06, 2006

Halloween

I have a memory. October 31st brought the memory back, fresh. I had to share it with Jeff on the way to work this morning. Wayne must have been 15 or 16 years old. He was too old to be out trick-or-treating but wanted to "man the door". Sort of a screening to weed out the "too old" kids routine. Big man Wayne. Mom and I were down the hallway in the kitchen or family room and we heard Wayne stating "Hey, you're too old to trick-or-treating". His voice raised as he repeated the commented and then shortly added "you can't come in here! You're too big to be getting any treats!" As the sounds of a scuffle came to our ears mom and I made for the front door. Wayne was shoving back a rather large kid. Actually, someone taller than he. The kid was dressed in blue coveralls and had a paper bag over their head; The kind we use to get at the grocery store. The bag had two eye holes and other than that no identifying marks. As the 'kid' pushed their way in the door snatching up candy from "Wayne's bowl" Wayne shoved back. Just as mom and I got to the door Grandma Heppner threw back her grocery bag mask and shouted out "Trick-or-treat, now give your Grandma a hug". Wayne was mad; really cross I mean. He told Grandma off. She laughed and laughed like only Grandma Heppner could. I still remember it now; Wayne was cross and telling Grandma that she shouldn't be doing stuff like that. She was a mean Grandma and should act her age. It is more than 20 years later and like the memory. Grandma was a character (I see that in mom and Auntie Phyllis from time to time) but, getting Wayne's goose well, I like that the best.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jenn said...

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Oh What I wouldn't have given to have know that 20 yrs ago!!
I'd have done it again the next year! He'd think it was Grandma Heppner, and then she could calmly walk out of another room "acting her age" while I steal candy out of the bowl....it's ok to be goofy like that when you're a teenager right?
I think it's funny that he was so mad. I guess nobody likes to be the butt of a joke - but it sure makes for a great story! Thanks for sharing that one!

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